ENTER OZZY OSBOURNE'S SECRET FANTASY SWEEPSTAKES

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~ENTER OZZY OSBOURNE'S SECRET FANTASY SWEEPSTAKES~

 IT'S THE SWEEPSTAKES YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR NO $H*&! ENTER THE CBS COLONOSCOPY SWEEPSTAKES  
This is an actual sweepstakes and, if you are the grand prize winner, we will fly you and a companion to New York for three nights in a suite at a luxury hotel with a view of Central Park. And then the main event - you will be driven to the Center for Advanced Digestive Care at NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital/Weill Cornell Medical Center for a free colonoscopy! What should you expect if you are the lucky winner of our sweepstakes?
On arriving in New York:

For the first two days, use the cash part of the prize to pamper your colon at New York's finest restaurants and/or take in some sites. One of those sites will be the doctor's office for an exam! 

LUCKY!

"Said, in Napoleon Dynamite's voice"

 The afternoon and evening before the colonoscopy:

At approximately 15h00, you will start drinking a laxative. No big deal, but if you're thinking of doing the walking tour of the city during this phase - FUGGEDABOUTIT!  (a New York expression best learned here than in response to your frantic request of a doorman or restaurant manager to use the facilities).
The day of the colonoscopy:

Watch the sun rise and bring to life the foliage in Central Park...or just sleep in. An hour before your colonoscopy, a Town Car will be waiting downstairs to take you to NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital.

As the colonoscopy begins, you will be given a drug that will make you feel like you're at an early 70's Black Sabbath concert - but without the music. If the doctor starts to look like Ozzy, please report the side effect to him or the Prince of Darkness - whomever you see first. 

Your getting sleepy.....

 And before you know it, your eyes will flutter open and the colonoscopy will be over - and you'll have entered the pages of tourism history! For the rest, please read the rules* for the sweepstakes carefully and consult with your physician before entering.ENTER HERE  We wish you good health, and best of luck with your entry!Sharon, Ozzy Osbourne and The CBS Cares Team  GOOD LUCK!  Sharon and Ozzy Osbourne's participation in this project is especially meaningful - not only because they are major stars, but because Sharon fought a courageous and successful battle against colon cancer. For more information about her inspiring story and the Sharon Osbourne Colon Cancer Program at Cedars Sinai Hospital in LA, click here.